I simply cannot this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• I really need to change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• I need a vacation

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care website of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Did You See That?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of geese came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.

Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I'm going to have to write this down

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Should I try a different approach?